It’s The Park’s Fault

You think that living by a park would be good for your health… open space, trees that help recycle CO2 to Oxygen for your lungs, places for you and the kiddies to run and play… But Guess What?  That so called Park is actually evil and making you Fat!  That’s why my Mum kept me indoors and let me watch TV and play Video Games – All in the Name of my Good Health!  Thanks Mum!

Sugar is Alcohol is Like Tobacco is Toxic

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This debate needs more mud-slinging! Having the Sugar Association disagreeing with this is just plain bland! Sugar it up! Be American and start suing for defamation!  If you stand by the sidelines and watch the Healthy People push you around – you’ll go no where and lose.  And nothing is more Un-American than losing!  Just ask the Germans… they lost and they’re not Americans!

 

It Hurts to Be Fat

Pharmaceutical Companies must love Obese People!  They need meds for Diabetes, to lose fat, vaso-dilators, blood thinners, appetite suppressants… and now pain meds!  Jeezs – I’m surprised Pfizer hasn’t celebrated Obesity more… or lobbied the Government for a Fat Day for Fatties!  I should get out of the lucrative blogging business and go sell drugs!  That kids is the lesson and moral of the story… The End.